long vacation

don't you give me that "why are you drinking?" look. i just had a long island and san mig. hey, i'm the boss and that's for the team. plus, i did get to know the elusive "stephanie." then you have the nerve to rant, "hindi kita ipapag-drive sa bahay nyo!" that remark was a surprise. i hope the other peeps failed to hear that. but everybody listens to you my manong driver.  

it is sad to find the very person who can't make me fall out of love. it makes me happy to know that you exist, manong driver. though you never use the side and rear view mirrors or even the signal lights.

-- manong driver's winning punchlines of the day --

Numero Uno:

a water bottle suddenly blocked my laptop screen.

i turned my head slowly and muttered, "ano yan?"

you casually said, "pawis ko."

Numero Dos:

Manong: "dito ba tayo dumaan kahapon?"

HRH: "sa kabila pa."

He turned towards the first corner anyway.

HRH: "hindi kasi ako sure kung one way dito." 

Manong: "okay lang"

he turned left and voila --

Manong: "eto na pala eh. lol at me. hahaha"

HRH: "parang sa chat lang"

he said "ingat" and got off the car. tapped picachu twice then headed his way.

HRH: " aisteru steve. ewwww. kadiri! aarrrghhhh!"

checked the rear view mirror then slowly drove away.